I Just Landed a Rich Beauty, and You're Taking Me to Get Neutered?

[Urban Fantasy] [Reborn as a Beast] [Hilarious and Lighthearted] [System] [Subverting Expectations]

Can you believe it? I woke up reborn as a cat, sleeping on top of a Porsche. I thought my life as a cat would be miserable, but then the Porsche-driving CEO asked me sweetly, "Want to come home with me?" This kitty was overjoyed and hopped right into the car, thinking I'd reached the pinnacle of a pampered cat's life! Then she hit the gas and drove me to the pet hospital. "Doctor, schedule the neutering."

Just as the scalpel was about to come down, the [Strongest Emotions System] awakened! As long as I make my owner and passersby lose their minds, I can earn evolution points! "Meow, you want to cut off this lord's manhood? Take this Shadowless Cat Punch!" From then on, the pet hospital is thrown into chaos, and the aloof female CEO is completely at the mercy of one cat.

While other pets are still acting cute for a mouthful of cat food, this kitty has already started cultivating immortality and taking human form. The CEO stares at me after I transform into a peerlessly handsome man and falls into deep thought. "What on earth did I bring home back then...?"