They're Already at the Forbidden City, and You Want to Retreat?

His whole family was slaughtered. He spent years as a pathetic simp, and now an army of 300,000 is bearing down on the Forbidden City. When a letter arrives from the seductive consort Liu Meier, the original owner of the body actually orders the entire army to halt, claiming he rebelled only to make the emperor issue an apology, all so he could see his goddess. While the generals argue noisily in the tent, Zhang Kun slowly comes to. It turns out the original owner was knocked out last night and beaten to death, giving him the chance to transmigrate here. With 300,000 troops at the gates, why keep acting like a simp?