Chang Geng Descends the Mountain, and My Senior Brother Is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven

"Master, the peaches in the hills behind our temple are delicious."

"Heh heh. Your senior brother loved peaches just as much back then."

"Master, who is my senior brother?"

"He was granted the title Great Sage Equal to Heaven after he came down from the mountain. With one swing of his staff, he knocked a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to the ground."

"What happened after that?"

"After that... he was pinned beneath Five Elements Mountain, where all he could do was eat iron pellets and drink molten copper."

"Master, poor Senior Brother! Chang Geng will go move the mountain and rescue him."

And so Chang Geng shouldered a coffin lid and carried a torn sack full of immortal peaches down the mountain, unaware that his senior brother had long since returned from fetching the scriptures...