Genshin Impact: The Lazy Harbinger, and the Tsaritsa’s Wild Imagination

Gu Zhenshi transmigrates to Teyvat and, right from the start, gets a Runaway System and a big bundle of Tremor-Tremor Fruits.

He lives by the principle, “As long as I’m not embarrassed, everyone else is,” and becomes a hands-off manager among the Fatui.

While others build careers, he pursues side gigs. While others fight the Heavenly Principles, he plays mahjong.

Then one day, Kujou Kariya writes in her diary:

“Hey, everyone, our plane crashed today. But I saw that Twelfth Harbinger tank the crash and keep eating potato chips. He’s not from Fontaine. He must be Phanes in disguise! I’m taking him home!”

Watching rumors about “Phanes” fly everywhere, Gu Zhenshi is at a loss.

“By the Heavenly Principles, I only threw that punch to shatter the ice in my cola. I really didn’t mean to smash Celestia!”