Are You Kidding Me? How Is This Called The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.?

Reincarnated as Kusuo Saiki and dropped into The Boys from the start, I stared at Homelander’s wicked grin and fell into thought.

I had hundreds of incredible abilities at my fingertips, including teleportation, x-ray vision, and time reversal. So why did the System insist I play at “healing people with physical force”?

Whatever. There’s nothing a flick to the forehead can’t solve. And if there is, I’ll throw in a coffee jelly.

My name is Lin Yue. I’m a coffee jelly lover who just wants to clock out.

Unfortunately, this world has too many scumbags who keep interrupting my afternoon tea.

Vought wants to experiment on me?

I’ll rewind time and turn the CEO back into a fertilized egg.

Homelander wants to act like an overgrown baby?

I’ll use telekinetic braking to toss him onto the moon and leave him alone to reflect on the barren landscape.

Then, in the Jujutsu world, the King of Curses, Sukuna, says he’s going to teach me a lesson?

I quietly take off the limiter on my head. “You’re so noisy. Be quiet for a second. You’d make a great tennis ball in this state.”

Gojo Satoru: “I used to think I was the strongest, until I saw Lin Yue wipe the dimensional barrier like it was a window.”

From The Boys to Jujutsu, from cyberpunk to the Myriad Worlds.

If all these worlds are tragedies, I’ll give them each a makeover the most violent way possible.

Don’t ask. It’s just the normal disasters of Kusuo Saiki.