Oh No! Her Inner Thoughts Are Way Too Flirtatious

Lu Zhiheng had always been cool-headed and disciplined. To stabilize his family’s position, he married Xu Litang, whom high society held up as the model of a virtuous wife.

But after he put on the wedding ring his grandmother had left him on their wedding night, something absurd seemed to happen: he could suddenly hear his new wife’s innermost thoughts.

At first, Lu Zhiheng paid it no mind. His proper, well-behaved wife would surely have equally proper thoughts, even in her mental commentary...

[Help! Is it legal to get a free look at that Adam’s apple and those abs? Suit on, tie loosened, all restraint gone. It’d be a crime not to kiss him! The Xu family is so careless. Why didn’t the agreement say I could touch his abs?]

[Only 364 days until I can get divorced and claim that black card! Once I get the “Tangli Ji” trademark back, I’m buying a huge house, getting a cute dog, and hiring eight male models... No, eight pastry chefs to cater to my every whim with new treats every day!]

[Whose newlywed wife gets chicken breast and asparagus first thing in the morning? I’m not some alpaca the Lu family just imported! ...Wait, why is this cold-faced fridge suddenly acting human? He got me fried chicken exactly right, and even knows I like my milk tea with three parts sugar and pudding?!]

After hearing it all, Lu Zhiheng expressionlessly buttoned the top button of his shirt.

So much for a low-maintenance wife under an agreement. Who was this woman, with her head full of plans to run away and thoughts of hiring eight male models?