Hogwarts' Most Popular Plant Master

Name: Hogwarts' Most Popular Plant Master
Author: A Sky Full of Stars

霍格沃兹的万人迷植物大师

by A Sky Full of Stars (满天星子)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 582k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 10h ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

After transmigrating into the HP universe, Ivan Green had just one modest goal: stay alive.

Voldemort would return and start a war in seven years, leaving the wizarding world strewn with corpses.

Whoever wants to go to this lousy school can go. He just wants to return to the Muggle world and farm.

Surely dropping out can't be that hard?

But can someone tell him what's wrong with this world?!

Everybody, get a grip! I just want to be an ordinary Muggle!

Luckily, he still has a golden finger: a plant encyclopedia.

If he can't beat them, he plants peas. If he can't hold out, he deploys walnuts. Defense Against the Dark Arts class turns into a plant cultivation class.

When the entire school watches him grow a row of peas that spit bullets, Dumbledore pats him on the shoulder with a beaming smile. “Mr. Green, the future of the wizarding world is in your hands.”

Ivan: “...Professor, perhaps you'd like to try a passionate kiss from a Jalapeno?”

Seven years later.

Voldemort returns with the Death Eaters, charging furiously toward Hogwarts.

Then a field of potato mines blasts them into the sky.

Ivan Green, now a leading figure in the wizarding world, surveys the wreckage and sighs. Behind him, countless plants sway in the breeze.

“I just wanted to drop out and go home to farm,” he murmurs. “Do you believe me?”

Reader's guide:

A Hufflepuff genius's farming adventures, with a goofy tone and everyone doting on him.

No saintly do-gooder here. Anyone who messes with me gets sent to meet Merlin.

Beloved by everyone, all pairings, no romance.

A slap-happy champion who takes on everyone and gives the Death Eaters a good old-fashioned physical send-off.

Also known as The Hundred Ways to Fail at Dropping Out of Hogwarts

Other names

Harry Potter: The Heartthrob Farms Her Way to Blowing Up the Dark LordHP：万人迷靠种地炸翻黑魔王Alternate title on Fanqie
Harry Potter: Plants Vs. Zombies From the Start, Physically Exorcising the Dark LordHP开局pvz，物理超度黑魔王Alternate title on Fanqie
Harry Potter: I Conquered Hogwarts with a Plant GuideHP：我靠植物图鉴风靡霍格沃茨Alternate title on Fanqie
Harry Potter: The Heartthrob Goes on a Rampage at HogwartsHP：万人迷他在霍格沃茨杀疯了Alternate title on Fanqie
Harry Potter: With a Plant Guide in Hand, Hogwarts Is MineHP植物图鉴在手，霍格沃茨我有Alternate title on Fanqie

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Stats

290Chapters

35.2kReads · 30 days

228.6kReads · all time

5.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.7Score

14 ch/weekPace

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It's so good, absolutely amazing! The main characters are so cute, I really want them to meet Newt Scamander. I imagine they could talk about magical plants and animals.
48 likes3mo ago
So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods after watching it 🙄 Women go crazy after watching it 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the 20th-floor balcony 😮 It…
28 likes4mo ago
It's super good! The main character is adorable, and the chemistry between them and everyone is amazing. It also incorporates the plant theme from Plants vs. Zombies. Plus, the main character has a bit of a charmer vibe, so maybe she'll get along really well with Newt!
17 likes3mo ago
A very heartwarming and loving story 😘 The main character is smart, cute, and charming, a true heartthrob. The writing style is light and cheerful; it's been a long time since I've read a story like this, so refreshing 😢 Highly recommended! This story is like a refreshing lemonade after a heavy cream cake.
11 likes4mo ago
My buddy keeps blushing and brewing tea. I just can't accept it. If you can, keep reading.
9 likes1mo ago
This is a great book; it has a main storyline but doesn't completely follow it, leaning more towards a slice-of-life style. The downsides are that the Plants vs. Zombies content isn't extensive; it feels more like a convenient tool, or perhaps a convenient snack dispenser.
9 likes2mo ago
Here's a brief introduction to this story: 1. This story features a slightly popular main character with a great personality—cute and likable. I really like it. 2. Updates are stable, every day at 7 PM. It seems there's a backlog of chapters, so there's no need to worry too much about missing updates (?). 3.
8 likes2mo ago
The little phoenix is so cute!! Kisses, kisses, kisses! ( ... Baby Ivan is a succubus from Hogwarts, and he gets along well with everyone (CBCP). I hope Newt and the main character chat about plants and their main storyline progresses quickly. I hope they can defeat Voldemort soon (Ivan doesn't want to talk to you and throws a bunch of cherry garlic tongs at you! Liu Ming! It's good and I love watching it!!).
7 likes3mo ago
Hao Kan, I just smelled a burning smell when I drank some water, but none of my appliances were on. I thought it was a problem with the wiring, so I checked it all. Then I suddenly realized it was because my heart was burning for this book.
6 likes2mo ago
The book was alright, but for some reason it always felt a bit gay.
6 likes3mo ago