Great Ming: A Street Loafer Transmigrates Into the Chongzhen Era and Sets Out to Be a Fatuous Emperor

[Historical What-If] + [Supreme Tyrant] + [Foolish Emperor] + [Unconventional Antics] + [System-Based] + [Decisive and Ruthless] Chen Ergou, a street loafer, unexpectedly transmigrated and became the infamous hanging emperor of history, the Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian. The Ming dynasty was on the brink of collapse from the start. Even a mouse entering the treasury would come out in tears? No problem! He bound himself to the [Strongest Foolish Emperor System in History]. As long as he behaved like a “foolish emperor,” he could earn Foolish Emperor Points and exchange them for divine treasures from the heavens and peerless generals! From then on, the Ming dynasty's entire style went off the rails. Not enough money for military salaries? Zhu Youjian threw an arm around Wei Zhongxian, the powerful eunuch known as the “Nine-Thousand-Year-Old,” and said, “Old Wei, the civil officials want to impeach you. Pay four million taels of silver to buy your life, then add another million as compensation for my emotional distress. That's not too much to ask, is it?” The upright scholars of Jiangnan go on strike? What do I care about being a wise and enlightened ruler? I was a street loafer before I became emperor. Can't I enjoy myself a little? To hell with diligent rule and caring for the people! To hell with hanging myself on Coal Hill! Now that I'm emperor of the Ming, I'll do only three things in this life: enjoy myself, enjoy myself, and enjoy myself some more! What? You civil officials have so much money? Come on, kid, your money is my money. Got a problem with that? Take it up with my Embroidered Uniform Guard! Embroidered Uniform Guard: His Majesty said that whatever we seize from a household, half goes to him and the other half is ours! Long live our loyalty! Army: What? Half for His Majesty and half for us, whatever we plunder? Don't worry, Your Majesty, we'll help you plunder the entire West! Civil officials: What? This foolish emperor has abducted another innocent woman?