You Asked Me to Livestream Fishing, Not Build a Seventh-Generation Fighter Jet

[Cutting-edge tech] + [lighthearted comedy] + [livestream] + [national treasure] + [an angler never gets skunked] Also known as [You were supposed to livestream fishing, not hoist Blue Star into the air] [Angler: You were supposed to prevent getting skunked, not provide the country with air defense!] [I just wanted to fish, but I never expected to drive scientists around the world to despair] “Report, Commander! Radar has detected an unidentified underwater object moving at Mach 1.6. It appears to be a new enemy supercavitating torpedo!” “Full alert! Intercept it... Wait, why is that thing hooked on a fishing line?” [A spectacular start, hilarious and hardcore] Li Mu, dubbed the “Commander-in-Chief of the Skunked” by the fishing world, unexpectedly awakens the [Handcrafting All Things System]. Determined to break his curse of “never catching a thing,” his style grows increasingly outrageous: Too many mosquitoes while night fishing? He whips up a **“miniature laser close-in defense cannon.” Within a ten-mile radius, not a blade of grass remains, and the mosquitoes are reduced to elemental particles! A big fish snaps his rod? He spends the night refining “strong interaction force material” and handcrafts a “Stardust” fishing rod, as hard as tank armor. He even yanks an American military submersible right onto shore! The waves are too rough in deep water? He welds a few scrap metal pipes into a stool and installs an **“antigravity gravitational-wave engine.” It hovers steadily above the water, leaving the whole internet stunned!