The Panda Brewed Alcohol All Night. I Swear I Never Made It Work

[National Treasures + Livestreaming + Farming + Adorable Contrast + Heartwarming]

The internet’s hottest documentary, The Miracle of Qingshan Village, aired, and viewers were furious!

On screen: an old black ox plowed the fields at three in the morning, a fox worked late by lamplight doing the books, and even a giant panda, a nationally protected animal, stayed up half the night watching a thermometer while making wine!

Viewers frantically reported the show: “Call the police! This farmer named Lin Feng is abusing animals! He’s even exploiting a national treasure!”

Facing the sudden online backlash, Lin Feng reluctantly started a round-the-clock livestream of the farm’s security cameras to prove his innocence.

But as soon as the stream went live, everything took a turn.

Viewers watched Lin Feng try to plant rice, only for the black ox to kick him right off the field ridge; try to sell vegetables, only for the fox to complain that he couldn’t do the math and send him home to bed; and try to make wine, only for the panda to shove him aside with its rear end.

Lin Feng spread his hands. “You saw it. They’re the ones who insist on competing. I can’t stop them!”

The whole internet fell silent, then erupted: “Boss Lin, do you need any pets at your place? The kind that went to college and can use the toilet by themselves!”