You Said to Believe in Science, So Why Are You Teaching Cultivation Basics?

[Cultivation] + [Livestream] + [lighthearted power fantasy] + [goofy comedy]

[This new book has a low rating so far. If the first five chapters don’t satisfy you, get your money back!]

“Hello, everyone, and welcome to my livestream. Today, I’ll be explaining a little cultivation fact: how to identify spiritual energy.”

Ling Yi starts streaming and spouts nonsense with a perfectly straight face.

Viewer A: “Which psychiatric hospital did this streamer just escape from?”

Viewer B: “Waiting for him to get banned!”

Ten minutes later, Ling Yi holds a flame burning out of thin air in his palm and says calmly, “A flame containing this kind of pure Yang power is what we call a ‘spiritual flame.’”

The livestream chat goes wild!

“Hello, everyone. Today, we’ll be explaining the principles of aerodynamics behind flying on a sword.”

Three days later, Ling Yi stands on a three-inch sword, streaks across the sky, and appears atop Mount Everest at an altitude of ten thousand meters.

The radar and satellite systems of every country on Earth simultaneously go haywire!

Scientists around the world have their worldviews shattered. They quit their jobs and flood into his livestream, frantically taking notes.

“Immortal Master! Please! Stop explaining! If you keep going, the whole edifice of physics is going to collapse!”

Ling Yi glances at the vast store of Dao Essence in the System’s backend and smiles. “Don’t rush. Today’s lesson is: ‘On the Relationship Between Forming a Golden Core and Atomic Structure.’”

This book is also known as "Urban Life: I’m Coming Clean, I Really Am a Cultivator!", "Cultivation Livestream: Mocked by the Entire Internet as a Charlatan from the Start", and "I Asked You to Livestream, Not Actually Pull Off Immortal Magic!"