The Eagle Adds Buffs, Shorting Wall Street from the Start

Su Ze transmigrates to America and becomes a government-sponsored international student who has been framed and is facing deportation.

An old professor back home weeps over a long-distance call: "Xiao Su, the country is being strangled by technology restrictions! Even if you have to dig through the trash, you need to bring back a lithography machine blueprint!"

Faced with a hopeless situation, Su Ze just smiles. Steal the blueprints? That's beneath him!

Instead, he awakens a System, dishes out toxic motivational quotes, and begins an absurd journey of stacking "magic" buffs!

[Extreme Vegan Pioneer] + [Transgender Community's Spiritual Leader] + [Protector of Child Prodigies with Depression] + [Honorary Grand Chief of an Indigenous Tribe]...

With tens of millions of fanatical followers at his back, Su Ze becomes a Wall Street wolf and goes on a short-selling rampage!

He buys up top-tier defense contractors and chip production lines for pennies on the dollar, then, under the pretext of "protecting the environment and relocating energy-intensive industries," packs up all the high-tech facilities, people and all, and ships them back to China overnight!

When the FBI shows up in full force to arrest this financial predator, the director drops to his knees in terror: "We can't arrest him! He's got eighteen layers of political-correctness buffs stacked up. Lay a finger on him and even the president will have to resign!"

A few years later, Su Ze takes the oath of office at the White House and signs his first executive order:

"For the sake of world peace, I have decided to donate all of America's high-end manufacturing industries to China, free of charge!"

Watching aircraft carriers and lithography production lines sail in from across the ocean, the old professor back home is utterly dumbfounded.