The Fake Eunuch: The Thoughts You Hear Are Made Up

Qi Wang transmigrates to the Great Yan Dynasty and faces death by castration from the start. At the critical moment, he activates the [Villain’s Emotional Deception System]!

As long as he keeps his heart rate below 50, he can send customized “devoted inner thoughts” to the most powerful women around. But if his heart starts racing, his wild, unrestrained true thoughts will broadcast loud and clear to everyone!

To stay alive, the ultimate fake eunuch and Oscar-winning actor is born!

At court, he is a ruthless, brutal man who confiscates fortunes at a frenzied pace, a living King of Hell who has the civil and military officials begging the Empress Dowager to execute the eunuch faction.

Yet the aloof, peerlessly beautiful Empress Dowager not only tears up the memorials in a fury, she draws her sword and shields him. All because she hears Qi Wang’s anguished inner voice: [Among this court of beasts dressed in fine robes, I alone am covered in filth! Every coin I’ve extorted was to keep the Empress Dowager safe!]

The cool and aloof Imperial Preceptor tries to uphold heaven’s justice, only to have her Dao heart shatter at the words, *[To establish the heart for heaven and earth, who else would enter hell if not me?]* She willingly steps in to protect him.

The female war god, the enemy nation’s empress… Every top beauty in the world goes wild, reading far too much into his fake inner thoughts and becoming fiercely protective powerhouses in a chaotic battlefield of love!

Yet behind the scenes, the Ninth Thousand-Year Lord, who seems to hold the world in the palm of his hand, is on the verge of losing his mind.

In Changle Palace, as the peerless beauty of the Empress Dowager leans close to check on him, Qi Wang frantically pricks his thigh with silver needles to lower his temperature while reciting the multiplication tables in his head:

“Stay calm! Keep that heart rate down! Don’t let ‘How is anyone supposed to resist this?’ slip out loud!”

Ding! Current heart rate: 150!

That’s it, I’m really going to be exposed! What do I do?! Help, it’s urgent!