Emperors of Every Dynasty Tear Into One Another as I Tell Them About Today's Golden Age!

At the Underworld’s 1,001st gathering of emperors, Ying Zheng slammed the table and roared, “I unified the Six Kingdoms. I am the greatest emperor in history!” Liu Bang scoffed. “Your tyranny brought your dynasty to an end in just two generations. You think you deserve the title of emperor?” Li Shimin raised his cup. “Under my reign, the Zhenguan era brought peace and prosperity, and all nations came to pay tribute.” Zhao Kuangyin snorted. “You seized the throne after killing your own brother. And you have the nerve to talk?” Zhu Yuanzhang slapped his thigh. “Enough arguing. I went from beggar to emperor!” Kangxi shot him a sidelong glance. “Have you forgotten how many people you killed in your literary purges?” The gathering descended into chaos as the emperors rolled up their sleeves, ready to fight. In a corner, Xiao Chen, a history researcher, munched on a peach of immortality specially supplied by the Underworld and muttered, “That’s it? What’s there to argue about?” The emperors erupted at once. “You insolent brat from the future! What did you say?” Xiao Chen was shoved to the front. “Come on, tell us which one of us was the greatest!” “Unifying the Six Kingdoms? Modern China has 140 countries lining up to establish diplomatic relations with it.” “Standardizing the written language? Our AI interpreters translate over a hundred languages in real time.” “Tribute from all nations? Our products are sold in every corner of the world.” The emperors fell silent as one. That is, until a few late Qing emperors piped up: “Our Great Qing had a vast territory…” Xiao Chen’s expression darkened. “Do you know what a century of humiliation means?” After he finished recounting that part of history, Kangxi and Qianlong chased Guangxu and Puyi around the room, beating them senseless. “You good-for-nothing wreckers!” At last, the screen lit up, showing Dongfeng missiles making a powerful appearance in a modern military parade. “Dongfeng Express: delivering on its mission, with a range that covers the entire globe.” “Every one of us has a dream: the Chinese Dream.” The emperors of old watched scenes of the people living happy, peaceful lives, and burst into tears. This age of prosperity is just as I once wished…