Card-Carrying: My Boyfriend Is Such a Drama Queen

【A Fei × Xiao Ka】 【Dramatic, jealous, shameless top × cunning, double-standard, secretly flirtatious bottom】 After the Uchiha clan is wiped out, the keepsake left to Kakashi by his beloved is coveted by Konoha's upper echelon. To protect the only memento left by his lover (crossed out), his best friend, the tireless Kakashi resolutely defects one dark and stormy night. There are always obstacles on the road to freedom. Before the pursuing Konoha ANBU can catch up, a strange masked man claiming to be a “high school girl” shows up. “Ah~ Kakashi-senpai! I've really admired you for ages!” “Darn it! Whenever I see Kakashi-senpai, my heart goes thump-thump-thump and I can't control it!” “Hey~ Kakashi-senpai is single too, so why not say yes to my proposal?” Unable to take the harassment any longer, Kakashi decisively joins the Akatsuki, an organization that claims to recruit only elites. “You're sure you only recruit elites, right?” “That's right.” The next day. “Minna! Watashi, your new intern, yoroshiku onegaishimasu!” Kakashi, haunted by a ghost, closes his eyes in despair. Oh no, I've joined an organization of liars! Weren't you supposed to recruit only elites? What is this idiot who does nothing but hold me back? Is he someone's relative? Having had enough of his partner's harassment, Kakashi decides to send him to meet the Sage of Six Paths. Before killing him, shouldn't I at least see what this guy looks like? Oh, crap! It's my long-dead beloved! This has to be a lie! Later... “Kakashi-senpai! I really like you today too!” “Yeah, I really like you too, A Fei.” “...” A Fei freezes, then screams, “No! Kakashi-senpai can't like A Fei!”