I, Hatake Kakashi, Just Want a Quiet Life

[Content warning: The characters are extremely OOC, to the point of being unbearable. There's no sense of right and wrong, and while there's a little logic, it's all used to throw random pairings together. Everyone, men and women alike, loves Kakashi without question. I'll add more if I think of anything else.]

My name is Hatake Kakashi. I live in the villa district in the northeast of Konoha, and I'm unmarried. I attend the Konoha Ninja Academy. Every day, I have to stay late before I can go home. I don't smoke, and I don't drink.

(The story has absolutely nothing to do with Yoshikage Kira. I'm just borrowing his bit.)

Fanfiction! Fanfiction! Fanfiction! The kind that will actually kill you! This is purely self-indulgent writing!

The pairing is idiot Obito.

There will be a cheat! A super-duper overpowered cheat! I'll try to make it somewhat reasonable.

It's probably close to canon. If it veers off, just assume I've changed the setting.

The author can't tell the difference between silver hair and white hair, and that's the basis for this story's premise, so white hair may turn silver and silver hair may turn white. Don't get hung up on it.

Written for love. I have games and other things to do, so updates will be slow.

I originally had an outline and a plot, but not anymore. I'll just write as I go.

I like putting together some odd pairings. Please forgive me if I accidentally break up your ship.