This Chinese Doctor Is Too Good at Interrogations: His Pulse Readings Are Like a Lie Detector

[Meme-filled humor + scheming wit + wild imagination + lighthearted stress relief]

When Lu Jing practices medicine, his motto is simple: “I only target your heart, and I show no mercy.”

During his livestream consultations, things get increasingly absurd.

Patient: “Doctor, I can’t get over my first love. Can you cure lovesickness?”

Lu Jing: “That’s kidney deficiency! The Huangdi Neijing says weak bodies make people pin their feelings on someone. Strengthen your kidneys, and you won’t miss her anymore.”

Patient: “Then why does my heart hurt so much?”

Lu Jing: “You got that from staying up late and losing twenty games in a row. Uninstall the game, and you’ll recover.”

Viewers across the internet are cracking up: “As everyone knows, getting your pulse checked by a traditional Chinese doctor is basically applying for the highest root access to your body!”

“Dr. Lu says I have weak qi and blood. Just getting through work every day is already pushing my body to its limit. Seriously, I’m crying!”