You Put Me on Five Ha, and Now You're Shipping Me with Song Yuqi

Name: You Put Me on Five Ha, and Now You're Shipping Me with Song Yuqi
Author: Island Resident

让你上五哈，你和宋语琦搞CP

by Island Resident (小岛居民)

Status: Completed
Length: 498k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Entertainment industry + goddess makes the first move + behind-the-scenes mogul + variety shows + System + multi-talented]

Jiang Che transmigrates to a parallel world with a less developed entertainment scene. By writing songs, selling lyrics, and licensing his web novels, he achieves financial freedom at 25. His one regret: he can’t sing, so he can’t become a star.

The people who perform his songs become famous nationwide, while he can only shed tears as he collects the royalties.

He thought he’d spend the rest of his life lying flat.

Then, at the peak of her career, national goddess Song Yuqi publicly confesses at a concert: “I’ve had a crush on someone for ten years. The tattoo on my shoulder was drawn by him.”

In three seconds, her frenzied fans discover that the design is the logo of Jiang Che’s studio.

The entire internet goes wild.

“Who is this guy? What gives him the right to have Yuqi crushing on him for ten years!”

“Wait... he wrote this song too? And that one?”

“Holy crap, half the hit songs in the music industry are his?!”

“Fights Break Sphere, Soul Land, Sword Comes, he wrote all of them? No way, even the literary world has stories about him?”

Meanwhile, Jiang Che, still unaware, accepts an invitation from his good friend Lu Han to sign a contract and join Five-Ha.

The moment he signs his name, the long-delayed System arrives.

System notification: Host has unlocked an SS-rank singing talent.

Jiang Che: “So... I can sing now?”

When the show airs, the viewers’ reactions instantly shift from insults to: What are these two even doing?

You’re on a variety show, so why are you feeding each other dog food?

What’s going on? The entertainment industry is all about kissing, but there hasn’t been a single variety show worth shipping anyone in?

The blurb can’t do it justice, read the story!

Other names

On Five Ha, the Whole Internet Ships Me with Song Yuqi人在五哈，全网磕我和宋语琦CPAlternate title on Fanqie

Stats

212Chapters

2.7kReads · 30 days

312.1kReads · all time

246Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.1Score

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The author seems to be a fan of Song Yuqi, but is actually a fan of Lu Han, right? 😂 So far, Lu Han's character is the most well-developed; the others are just NPCs. 😂
45 likes4mo ago
It's very well written. Aside from the part about Bai Lu, which was a bit off-putting, I personally felt it was fine. Chen He's character was a bit out of character (OOC), but I still really liked it. I hope the author can keep going and finish it.
7 likes4mo ago
It's a great watch! Although the male lead is a bit clueless about romance, it makes you want to fall in love! Highly recommended.
7 likes4mo ago
It's really good! I feel like this is the best Song Yuqi book on Tomato Bookstore. The characters are portrayed delicately and realistically, and the tug-of-war between the male and female leads is very interesting. I love reading it so much! I'm waiting for the author to update more frequently.
6 likes4mo ago
Chen He is a bit inconsistent with reality; honestly, he doesn't talk that little on the show, nor is he that aloof. Otherwise, he's alright, a decent source of entertainment, just a bit lacking. More updates would be better, ideally daily bursts of new content.
4 likes4mo ago
It's so good! It's very immersive, the characters' details are handled very well, and it's a very comfortable read. It's a book I highly recommend; the more you read, the more addictive it becomes! 👍 As long as the author keeps updating, I'll keep reading! 💕 This is so good! Author, please update soon! I'll keep reading as long as you keep updating! [Please update more!][Please update more!][Please update more!]
3 likes2mo ago
The book is quite good, the writing is excellent, but I don't understand why they had to create misunderstandings, jealousy, and the like.
3 likes3mo ago
He's good-looking, but Chen He isn't really like that; he talks too little. 😏
3 likes4mo ago
To be honest, it feels a bit like an AI-generated story to me. But there are some parts that aren't quite right. It's okay for killing time. I hope the author won't be too deliberate in the descriptions. Readers aren't stupid.
2 likes3mo ago
Chen He looks a bit out of character? But overall he's still quite good-looking.
2 likes4mo ago