Marry a Comatose Man for Good Luck? I Make a Million a Day from Public Embarrassment

The day Shen Tingwu is sold off by her own father to bring good fortune to a comatose man, she gets bound to an absurd System.

There’s only one rule: make someone else embarrass themselves, and she gets paid in cash.

The more awkward the moment, the more money she earns.

At the wedding, she crushes a brick with one hand as her vows, sending the embarrassment meter through the roof and earning a million.

On her wedding night, she eats luosifen beside the hospital bed.

At a Lu family banquet, she dances to square-dance music, driving every socialite in the city to a collective mental breakdown.

Everyone thinks she’s crazy.

But the balance in her bank account is already greater than everyone else’s combined.

When Lu Jinglan wakes up and sees the woman who has plastered his bedside with talismans depicting turtles, he remains expressionless.

“Shen Tingwu, can you act normal for once?”

Shen Tingwu pulls out a calculator. “If I act normal, I’ll earn twenty million less. Are you going to reimburse me?”

Later, the most distinguished man in all of the capital personally joins his wife in going crazy.