Go Crazy! The Whole Rich Family Begs Me to Keep Calm

[Disabled Tycoon × Unhinged Darling]

The day Gu Panqiu was thrown out of her wealthy family, she got bound to a lousy System that tried to force her to play the saint.

If she wasn’t gentle and virtuous, it shocked her.

So she tried it once.

Well, that was pretty refreshing.

So she poured an ’82 Lafite over the head of the scumbag who’d broken off their engagement, then married his uncle, the one in a wheelchair who controlled a trillion-dollar empire.

From then on, her ex-fiancé called her “Auntie” whenever they met.

When the rich ladies’ circle set a trap to embarrass her, she turned their afternoon tea into a dance party for a roomful of lunatics. Every one of them ended up crying and begging to call her their big sister.

When the family elders made snide remarks in the group chat, she dropped in a Pinduoduo “bargain for a discount” link, along with an AI-generated voice clip of their late great-grandfather: “Anyone who doesn’t bargain gets kicked out of the family tree.”

When a rival’s paid online army attacked her livestream, she unleashed a barrage of unhinged posts until their PR system crashed. The product sold out in three minutes.

The wealthy families knelt and begged her: “Miss, please calm down.”

She couldn’t calm down for even a second.

Neither could the System. The electric shocks backfired and scrambled its code, turning it from a cold-hearted judge into a groveling cyber simp.

Everyone thought she was crazy.

Until a surname more terrifying than all the wealthy families combined was revealed to the entire world.

She wasn’t some abandoned daughter.

She was someone no one could afford to touch.