Bewitching Nonhumans: From Mummies to Terminators

Su You may be the unluckiest transmigrator in history.

Other people transmigrate and become princesses or queens. After a big truck sent her flying, she became an undocumented migrant on the streets of 1920s Egypt and nearly starved to death.

Luckily, the kind librarian Evelyn took her in and even brought her on an all-expenses-paid trip to Hamunaptra.

Su You thought it would be an ordinary archaeological dig, until a stinking High Priest, wrapped head to toe in bandages, crawled out of a coffin and tried to drain her life force!

With nowhere left to run, Su You squeezed her eyes shut and slapped him across the face.

“Don't eat me! I haven't washed my hair in days!”

The death she'd expected never came.

She opened her eyes and found the terrifying High Priest, nearly six foot three, had dropped to his knees in front of her. He even rubbed his bald head against her palm, purring contentedly.

Everyone froze.

Su You stared at her hand, lost in thought. “Can my twenty years of being single have made my hands so fast I can give a dead guy a head massage?”

From then on, her world went completely off the rails.

When she faced the cold-blooded future killer T-800, one slap made its red eyes turn pink. It obediently crouched down and handed her a Coke.

When she faced the brutal Predator, proud of hunting its prey, one slap made it remove its helmet and rub its ugly face against her, begging for affection.

Imhotep, Skynet, the Xenomorph Queen...

Su You: “Help! I really just want to be an ordinary person. Why do these world-ending villains keep lining up on their knees, begging me to pet them?!”