Marvel: Playing the Original Spider-Man, I Take On Captain America Alone

[Violent Spider-Man + irreverent humor + thrilling fights] I transmigrated to the Marvel Universe, inherited the physical abilities of a spider demon, and became the original bully version of Maguire. I was going to get a well-paid security job at Stark Industries, working nine to five. But somehow, as a security guard, I was assigned to fight Captain America one-on-one. I’ll also run into all kinds of opponents later, like Thor, Hulk, Loki, and others. That Peter Parker has absolutely no manners. The original helped old ladies cross the street. I’d be doing him a favor just by not riding him across. The original bought a discounted suit and danced in it. I’m going to make Black Widow dance the “Subject Three” routine for me. The original always held back when fighting villains. Sorry, I can stop a train. That punch has twenty years of power behind it. Can you take it? When I have time, I go to the high-heel spots marked on the map. Now that’s the kind of life worth living.