Marvel: The Vought Seven, Peter Parker

My name is Peter Parker. I'm a transmigrator in Marvel, and I'm also Spider-Man. I made a huge mistake: to prove to my future father-in-law, Captain George, that I could handle a job at the police station, I took off my suit right at the dinner table and revealed the Spider-Man suit underneath. After that, everything spiraled out of control. Jameson at the Daily Bugle went crazy. Instead of insulting me, he called me “the new Captain America” on TV! I panicked. This was definitely the wrong Marvel Universe! Now everyone online knows who I am. I brought Aunt May to the police station, and Captain George is even planning to give me a badge. What's it like reporting for duty at a police station in a skintight suit? Thanks for asking. I'm in New York, just got out of a police car, and my head hurts more than it would if Doctor Octopus had wrapped his tentacles around it.