After Toying with the Big Shots of the Three Realms, the Lazy Junior Sister Crashes and Burns

Su Li had once recklessly taken on secret identities to undergo tribulations, becoming the cultivation world's legendary serial heartbreak queen who faked her death again and again.

Three hundred years later, she was reborn as a poor sect's idle junior sister. To get her hands on a premium cafeteria meal card, she was forced to make up the numbers at the Immortal Sect Tournament.

An elder warned her frantically, “If you run into those three Venerables, stay far away! The Sword Venerable went mad over his long-dead disciple; the Buddhist heir nearly fell to demonic cultivation after a temptress toyed with his heart; and the Demon Venerable's new bride ripped out his demon bones. He swore he'd skin that shameless bride who tricked him into marriage!”

Su Li trembled. “The disciple, the temptress, the bride who tricked him… they're all me!”

She'd planned to play dead and keep a low profile, but when a secret realm collapsed, she revealed the unique technique she'd mastered years ago while saving the elder who handed out meal cards.

Boom! The cultivation world exploded. The three top experts, eyes bloodshot, tore through the sky and cornered her with nowhere to run.

The aloof Sword Venerable fell to his knees and begged, “A Li, please don't leave me again…”

The ascetic Buddhist heir crushed his prayer beads, desire surging in his heart. “If you won't save me, then I'll follow you into hell!”

The sinister Demon Venerable offered her a dagger with a chilling, unhinged smile. “I gave you my demon bones. Why not take my life, too?”

The elder dropped to his knees in terror. “Venerables, calm down! She's just a useless glutton!”

Su Li was close to tears. “Can't I just return this meal card?”