I Crush Tang Sanzang from the Start, and This Monkey Slaughters His Way Through the Three Realms

I’ve just escaped from beneath Five-Finger Mountain, and accidentally crushed Tang Sanzang to death.

I, Sun Wukong, have returned at the height of my power, and now I’ll make the journey west as a convicted criminal.

Across the 108,000 li, I’ll kill whoever I want.

Demons commit evil? One whack and they’re dead. They have immortal or Buddha patrons? I’ll whack them too. That’s justice.

Bajie misses home? I’ll help him have a splendid wedding before we set off again. That’s human kindness.

The people of Fengxian Commandery have been mistreated? I’ll storm Heaven and make the Jade Emperor bow his head and apologize. That’s dignity.

We pass through the Kingdom of Women? The women there are beautiful, and the queen wants to marry me, so I’ll take her as my wife. I’d rather let down the Buddha than the woman I love.

We’re traveling to fetch the scriptures, but everything I do turns the world upside down...