"Little writer, if you keep padding your story and writing this kind of brainless, melodramatic plot, I'll cross dimensions and beat you up myself!"
[You... Who are you!]
"I'm your dad!"
On the battlefield between two armies, the great general Xuanyuan Changqing (Xuanyuan Wudi) stared at the enemy kingdom's female commander, who was wearing a pink bellyband, and his eye twitched violently.
The moment he realized his lips were puckering and he was about to swing down from his horse to follow the instruction in his head and give her a "French kiss," he suddenly awakened!!
In his previous life, he was the youngest all-around special forces instructor in the entire military. Reborn in the womb, he spent twenty years building his strength and inherited sole command of the military as a great general of the Tianhuang Dynasty. His goal was to conquer the Nine Provinces and launch an expedition across the world.
He had always thought he was just an ordinary transmigrator.
Only today did he discover that, yes, he had been transmigrated since birth, but not into another world! He was a max-level great general in a story written by a failed female author who had switched to writing for a male audience!
To force him to lay down his armor and retire to the countryside, spending every day falling in love with the heroines from various kingdoms, the little writer had conjured up eighteen enemy nations that were absurdly powerful.
[Don't all you guys love stories with a harem?]
"Love that? My ass! If you write like this, of course your story's going to flop!"
"You want to stop me? Not a chance!"
No matter how outrageous the enemy nations were, in front of this max-level war god general, they were all just logical loopholes in the plot written by a liberal arts girl. They were no match for him.
[Other male leads take off their armor, but you want my three thousand beauties to change into armor?]
[Subverting tropes + passionate battlefields + witty, scheming humor + military strategy + overwhelming advantage]
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A Stroke That Settles the Realm
After Grandmaster Uncle Descended the Mountain, the Entire Cultivation World Panicked