I'm a Contractor, and I'm Building the Great Wall for Qin Shi Huang

[Technological Overkill + Hilarious Reversals + Qin Shi Huang]

“Lazy commoner, are you? Bury him alive!” At a Qin construction site for a city wall, ferocious Qin soldiers are about to shove Chen Jiahao into a mass grave.

Chen Jiahao is dumbfounded. A second ago, he was a contractor worth tens of millions. Now he’s about to become fertilizer for the city wall?

Just as despair sets in, he suddenly realizes that the excavators, cement mixers, and tons of steel and concrete from his construction site are all right behind him!

“You want to bury me? Did you ask my heavy machinery first?” Chen Jiahao leaps into an excavator and flips the foreman’s tent over with a single scoop.

With engines roaring, he levels an entire hill in a single day. The sheer volume of earth moved makes the Qin soldiers at the construction site drop to their knees and call him their ancestor.

The incident attracts the attention of the First Emperor, Qin Shi Huang, who is on a tour of the realm.

Seeing the “cement” that turns into solid rock when watered, he draws his Tai'e Sword and chops through a wooden post on the spot. “I appoint you chief royal construction engineer! Use this iron immortal beast to build the Great Wall in ten years!”

Chen Jiahao lights a cigarette. “Ten years? Your Majesty, ever heard of reinforced concrete? Give me three years, and I’ll build the Great Wall all the way to the Xiongnu’s doorstep!”