I Didn't Sign a Contract, and Now the Gods Are Panicking

Name: I Didn't Sign a Contract, and Now the Gods Are Panicking
Author: Li Bocen

我没签合同，神明急了

by Li Bocen (李泊岑)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 468k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
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On the day of the spiritual qi revival, everyone on Earth received a contract to become immortal. Sign it and enter a dungeon; clear it and receive a spiritual root. Ming Qi turned to page 34 and found a supplementary clause: The final right to interpret this dungeon belongs to the gods. She refused to sign on the spot. But when the countdown ended, she was pulled into the dungeon anyway. Only then did the System realize that, since she hadn't signed the contract, it couldn't assign her an identity, deduct her lifespan, judge her for breaking the rules, or even erase her. From then on, while others struggled to survive in dungeons, Ming Qi filed claims for compensation. In the wedding dungeon, the bride's life was taken as a loan, so she made the God of Joy kneel and repay the debt. In the livestream dungeon, viewers' worship was harvested, so she shut down the gods' rankings. When spiritual-root blind boxes were used to fleece players, she smashed the customer service center. A divine broadcast went out across every realm: 【Player Ming Qi has entered a dungeon. Hunt her down immediately.】 Xian Ke, working overtime, read the notice and popped open a can of cola. "Damn, her again?" From then on, she always thought she'd just been caught in the crossfire, until that familiar face she never expected... raised a sword against her once more. This time, she could only feel regret.

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