The Spy Blows Her Cover, and Her Nemesis Is Reborn Too

[Both leads reborn + sworn enemies + entire family are villains + crazed, devoted love + absurd comedy]

In his previous life, Yan Wujiu, Grand Chancellor of the Great Yuan, worked himself to death at the imperial desk while supporting a useless young emperor.

His greatest regret before dying was that he’d never beaten his sworn enemy, the all-powerful Regent Huo Jiuyuan.

After being reborn, Yan Wujiu became the capital’s number-one wastrel in a family of villains.

This time, he made up his mind on the spot: to hell with the common good! He was going to slack off and live like a lazy fish!

His villainous father was delighted. “Son, we need an opportunity to rebel. Do us a favor and become that tyrannical Regent’s male concubine. Spy on him and bring down his palace!”

To secure a legitimate excuse to eat for free and do nothing, Yan Wujiu happily climbed into the wedding sedan.

His plan was perfect: make a scene all day, pretend to be sick at night, and get kicked out as soon as possible.

But when he smashed an imperial vase, Huo Jiuyuan clapped and cheered. “Did you hurt your hand? Bring ten more so my consort can enjoy the sound!”

When Yan Wujiu burned the land deeds, Huo Jiuyuan handed him the imperial seal. “Not enough to burn? Take the whole realm and play with it.”

Yan Wujiu nearly cried. Where was the merciless tyrant he’d been promised? Why was he nothing like the rumors?

Then one day, while pretending to nap, he was pinned to the bed by the man.

The man’s eyes blazed with an obsessive madness spanning two lifetimes. He bit Yan Wujiu’s earlobe and whispered, red-eyed:

“Yan Qinghe, in your previous life, you died for the people of the realm.”

“In this life, you can live only for me. If you dare leave my side, I’ll have the whole realm buried with you!”

Yan Wujiu clutched his secret identity in terror. This is bad! How could his deranged sworn enemy be reborn too?!

[A max-level expert pretending to be a lazy fish × a Regent who goes mad if his beloved leaves his side for even a moment]