Livestream Fishing: I Pulled Up a Corpse from the Start, and the Whole Internet Wants to Report Me

Gu Ze transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a destitute fishing streamer. To pay off his debts, he enters a global offshore wilderness fishing tournament with a huge prize, and awakens the [God-Tier Fishing and Salvage System].

The System has just one function: he’ll never come away empty-handed, but he absolutely can’t catch an ordinary fish!

Day One of the tournament.

The other competitors haul in dozens of big crucian carp and smugly celebrate.

Gu Ze casts his line once and reels in an unidentified man’s body that’s been underwater for ten years. The whole internet goes wild. Gu Ze gets VIP transport in a police car and an all-expenses-paid trip to the station for questioning.

Day Two.

Gu Ze switches to a different reservoir and hits the jackpot, pulling up a stolen safe linked to a string of robberies. The police start looking at him differently.

Day Three… A wanted criminal’s lockbox, a smuggling kingpin’s arsenal, even an unexploded World War II aerial bomb!

As the competition goes on, things spiral completely out of control. Netizens go nuts: “Is this guy here to fish or to stock up on merchandise?”

Then, on the seventh day,

with the whole internet watching live, the water churns violently, and Gu Ze hauls a steel behemoth out of the sea with a carbon-fiber fishing rod!

Gu Ze looks at the enormous nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, then turns to the stunned judges. “Judge, what protection level does this piece of junk qualify for? How much does it go for per pound?”

Just when Gu Ze thinks an aircraft carrier is the biggest thing he’ll ever pull up, he stares at the alien spacecraft on his hook, lost in thought.

The Ministry of National Defense mobilizes overnight. The entire Eagle Sauce nation is thrown into panic, and viewers across the internet beg him: “Bro, put away the fishing rod! You’re going to fish up everything Eagle Sauce owns until it’s extinct!”