Harry Potter: Becoming a Harem King by Following the Comments and Enjoying the Drama

[Harry Potter fan fiction + everyone overinterprets everything + goofy commentary + harem love-triangle chaos + reverse mind-reading] After transmigrating to Hogwarts, Lillian just wants to be a quiet, unnoticed Slytherin, while enjoying the gossip on the “third-dimensional bullet-screen network” in her head. What she doesn't know is that whenever she grumbles to herself, the male leads can see colorful comments floating above her head! And so things take a sudden turn... Draco sees the comment “The Young Master's Hairline Defense Campaign” above his head and sends over the Malfoy family's secret hair-growth potion that very night. Cedric sees “The short-lived beloved is just too shippable” and brings the Triwizard Cup right to her. The twins see the comments predicting their deaths, but instead of being afraid, they want to go into business with her exclusively. Lillian: Don't come any closer! I'm just here to enjoy the gossip! The male leads, eyes red: Stop pretending. You must have silently endured so much to save us!