The Legend of Luo Xiaohei: Once You Enter the Golden Gate, It’s Like the Sea

[Lighthearted daily life + goofy antics + terminal laziness + strong female lead + beautiful mental state + no-brainer fun] A few words of warning: She’s the type who occasionally goes a little crazy, except “occasionally” means twenty-five hours a day. If she didn’t have to pay the electricity bill, she’d sleep in bed until the mattress developed a glossy patina. As a natural elemental spirit of ice and water, her motto in life is: if you can be liquid, don’t be solid; if you can be gas, don’t be liquid. Shapeshifting? Unless Heaven itself stood beside her with a megaphone, playing “Tantan” on loop in her ear, she’d think even forming a human shape was too much effort. Her catchphrase: “You can do today’s tasks tomorrow, and tomorrow’s tasks the day after. The day after that’s tasks... I suggest just deleting them from the to-do list.” But don’t let her fool you~ She’s not free of desires. She’ll stay up until three in the morning bingeing new anime, and won’t drag herself over to charge her phone until the battery drops to 20% (and that’s only because she’s afraid of missing an update). She calculates food-delivery coupons more accurately than advanced math problems, and will hop back and forth between three apps just to hit the minimum spend for a discount. Internet addiction? That’s not an addiction, it’s a basic need of the soul. Luo Xiaohei: “She’s more like a cat than I am... no, even cats aren’t this lazy. Though she’s pretty quick when she’s sharing her chips with me.” Luo Xiaobai: “Big Sis says, ‘Standing is worse than sitting, sitting is worse than lying down, and lying down is worse than falling asleep.’ But when I show her screenshots of a new anime, she can spring right out of bed. As expected, anime is the ultimate source of productivity!” Wuxian: “She has incredible talent, but laziness has seeped right into her bones. I suggested teaching her how to fly on a sword, and she asked if we could modify the sword to drive itself and add a massage seat.”