The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Arrest Warrant Is Out!

I'm Bai Bai, a god sustained by incense offerings. I have an official post, but the Jade Emperor says that if I keep slacking off and neglecting my duties, he'll make me join the Pure Altar Envoy! How outrageous! He wants me to lick plates! To be honest, licking plates is a cushy job. If I weren't so attached to the reputation I've built up over the years, I'd want to do it too! The incense offerings made to me have been pitifully meager for years. I'm dirt poor, with not a coin to my name. But I still stick to my principle: not having a job is a financial problem; having a job is a mental problem. No matter what, I refuse to take that lousy job! The reason is that in the human realm, I can't use magic or spiritual power. Mortals must never see anything that goes beyond their understanding of the world! In other words, after descending to the mortal realm, apart from my physical abilities and divine sense, I'm no different from an ordinary person. There are exceptions, of course! Unfortunately, while he was busy snoring, the Jade Emperor kicked him straight out of heaven. Bai “Completely Rattled by the Wind” Bai: ... Wu Xie crouched down slightly. “Hey, little guy, where did you come from?” Wang Pangzi: “Aiya, it's freezing outside, and you're wearing so little. Come on, have a drink first!” Xiao Ge, inwardly: No danger. Safe. Xie Yuchen: “Little one, you've gone the wrong way.” Hei Xiazi: “Tsk, tsk. What a malnourished little turnip!”