Showbiz: I Made Bai Lu Cry with My Comebacks, and Now She’s Chasing Me!

Zhou Ye transmigrates into a washed-up nobody: negative emotional intelligence, the sharpest mouth around, and forced by his company to join a dating reality show.

Who could have guessed he’d be bound to a hardcore romance System? As long as he maintains his straight-man persona and refuses to act like a lovesick simp, he gets rewards!

So when he meets his partner, Bai Lu, the first thing he says is, “You look freaking awesome.”

After that, Zhou Ye’s outrageous antics never stop.

He turns a candlelit dinner into a funeral scene!

When adopting a pet, he ends up delivering piglets for a sow!

For a birthday party, he hires a yangge dance troupe to sing “Good Days”!

His partner is furious, his boss is tearing his hair out, and his haters are waiting for him to crash and burn.

But on the show, every song Zhou Ye casually performs turns out to be an intangible cultural heritage classic!

Every casual investment makes him financially independent!

Bai Lu chases after him like crazy, top-tier stars line up to work with him, and even a national treasure of a singer wants to pave the way for him!

Zhou Ye says, “Who needs spare change when you can have a spare life? A real man doesn’t do anything fake!”