Clock In as an Admiral, Then Clock Out to Work on My Health and Beat Up the Four Emperors

At eighty-nine, Ollie Cole wants nothing more than to enjoy a quiet, healthy life on Enies Lobby. But a foolish Buster Call shatters his peace. A living legend who once contended with Roger and Rocks, he has long grown tired of the Navy’s petty scheming. But there’s always someone reckless enough to cause trouble right under his nose! Spandam accidentally triggers a Buster Call? The Straw Hats wreak havoc on Enies Lobby? Blackbeard dares to mouth off to him? Cole merely raises a finger: giant vines crush thousands of cannonballs, blue flames incinerate the Supernovas, and one punch blasts a hole through Mary Geoise! The Navy’s top brass see him as the pillar holding the sea steady, the Four Emperors rank him as their greatest threat, and the Revolutionary Army changes its strategy because of him. All he wants is a cup of goji berry tea, a little tai chi, and to complete the “healthy living tasks” issued by the System. Until the Summit War, when Whitebeard’s tsunami floods Marineford, Akainu is helpless, Aokiji freezes everything, and Kizaru slacks off Cole finally rises slowly from his wicker chair: “If none of you want to live a healthy life, ” “Then lie down and take a nap, all of you!”