You Told Me to Come Down the Mountain and Break Off the Engagement, but I Married Every CEO Instead

Tycoon / Divine Doctor / Multiple Women / Jealous Rivalry / play the pig to eat the tiger / Urban High Martial Arts / Invincible Protagonist / Master of Both Medicine and Martial Arts /

My master said my fate was lacking in earth, so I needed to take in a little worldly experience. He kicked me out of the Valley of Villains and forced me down the mountain to call off seven engagement contracts.

I thought I’d just go through the motions and then head back to sleep.

Who knew that as soon as I arrived in Zhonghai, the aloof female CEO would tear up the engagement contract on the spot, then insist on clinging to me and throwing herself at me?!

And she’s not the only one. The fiery, brawling policewoman, the cool and ethereal national goddess, even the Crusader Empress from across the ocean... My fiancées line up at my door, then fight tooth and nail in my villa over who gets to cook for me.

My name is Su Chen, an ordinary man who just wants to enjoy a quiet bowl of ramen.

But my strength won’t let me.

The wealthy families of this world try to crush me with money? Sorry, the richest man in Zhonghai is my top underling.

Foreign financial magnates try to mess with me using the law? One specially authorized top-secret order will teach you how to behave.

A hidden Martial Saint comes at me with a peerless weapon? I silently pull a stainless-steel spatula from the kitchen and smack him right into the paving stones of the Forbidden City.

“Don’t talk to me about ancient martial arts rules or higher-dimensional gods. In front of my flip-flops, all beings are equal.”