Siheyuan: From Illegitimate Son to Catering Tycoon

I woke up to find that I'd become Silly Zhu's own son in Love in the Courtyard!

Watching my dad happily count his money while the whole courtyard's parasites bleed him dry, I laughed.

They want to guilt-trip me? I slap a KPI performance review chart right in the middle of the courtyard:

“Starting today, everyone gets grain according to their contribution. More work, more food. No work, get lost!”

Qin Huairu wants to borrow flour? “Sure. Sweep the courtyard toilets first.”

Xu Damao dares to report me? “Go ahead. Every report costs you three days' rations!”

I'm using modern management techniques to get this bunch of troublemakers in line, but my dad is so furious he grabs a rolling pin:

“You little brat! Who taught you to treat your own family like strangers?”

Calmly, I pull out a SWOT analysis of everyone's relationships in the courtyard:

“Dad, take a look at this before you hit me. All your threats are hidden under ‘family.’”

First, I whip the whole courtyard of parasites into shape. Then I build a restaurant empire.

This time, I'm not just going to change the fate of my fool of a dad, Silly Zhu. I'm going to make him rich beyond his dreams, too!