My Breakfast Shop Is Really Not an Instagram Hotspot!

[Quit a Big Tech Job + Reverse Marketing + Camera-Proof Master + Hilarious Daily Life]

After quitting his job at a major internet company due to a stomach hemorrhage, Lu Qianzhou just wanted to lie flat in peace in a run-down residential complex on the outskirts of Yundu City.

That is, until a mysterious app called Flavor Record forced its way onto his phone.

A 98-yuan jianbing, 58-yuan soy milk, 88-yuan steamed buns...

“We only sell thirty portions a day, and we won’t make a single one more. Also, no photos, recordings, or livestreams in this shop. Violators will be permanently blacklisted.”

In an age when traffic is everything, Lu Qianzhou’s stubborn streak was stronger than his will to live.

First-generation infrared sensors, second-generation miniature electromagnetic pulses, and a cat with mismatched eyes named Signal, specially trained to sniff out the electronic scent of cameras.

Food bloggers across the internet were stunned. “Other shops beg us to promote them, but this one treats us like thieves?”

They disguised themselves as scrap collectors and day laborers, and even tried to drill through the wall from the hardware store next door to sneak a shot. Without exception, they ended up pinned to the shop’s “blacklist wall.”

Yet the more Lu Qianzhou turned them away, the more his little shop became the biggest traffic black hole on the internet.

“Boss, please, just let me have one bite! You can even yell at me, I don’t mind!”