Son, That’s Not How You Visit the Joyous Union Sect

[Anti-Simping + Loving Father and Filial Son + Max-Level Power-Leveling + Misinterpretation Comedy]

In his previous life, Su Mu was the leader of the righteous path. He cultivated by “preserving heavenly principles and eliminating human desires,” but failed his tribulation and was blasted to pieces by lightning.

Reborn, he became a good-for-nothing elder of the Joyous Union Sect, with the added bonus of a cheap son who was a simp, chasing after his senior sister.

To stay alive, Su Mu bonded with the Young and Reckless System. Going against convention and showing off while face-slapping others would increase his lifespan. But if he tried to reason with anyone, or even so much as thought of “giving in,” the Five Decays of Heaven and Man would strike at once, and he’d die on the spot!

And so, the world of immortal cultivation changed overnight.

Facing an arrogant fairy from the righteous path, Su Mu kicked his son’s knee out from under him. “Stand up straight! Men of the Joyous Union Sect flirt, but they don’t fall in love!”

As countless cultivators surrounded the demonic sect, he stood atop the city wall, with trembling disciples behind him and a spirit-smoke cigarette between his fingers. He laughed with reckless abandon. “As I just said, every last one of you is trash.”

Years later, when his ex-wife, who cultivated the path of emotionlessness and was now leader of the righteous alliance, came looking for him, she saw the man dancing during his lightning tribulation and her eyes turned red. “You clearly didn’t die. Why won’t you acknowledge me?”

Su Mu pinned her against the wall with one hand and gave her a look that was thirty percent aloof and seventy percent nonchalant. “Alliance Leader, we’re all adults. Don’t pull that devoted-love routine. It gives you frown lines and makes you look old.”