Sky Screen: Short Videos Leave Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig All Shaken

(Sky screen + short-video scrolling + emperors' chat group + lighthearted comedy) Su Chen got linked to a short-video app, and the videos he watched could reach the myriad dynasties, from Qin and Han to the Three Kingdoms, Tang, Song, and Ming. The short videos played on the sky screen, causing an uproar across the dynasties and sending the ancients into a frenzy! Scrolling past: [Four emperors for the ages, yet not one decent heir among them] The Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig all lose it. Ying Zheng: What? My Qin dynasty only lasts two generations? Li Shimin: What? The crown prince rebelled? Liu Che: The Witchcraft Scourge? The crown prince killed himself? Scrolling past: [Comparing scenes from Three Kingdoms adaptations] Cao Cao: Outrageous! Why do I look so lecherous? Liu Bei: I'm a hypocrite? Second Brother Yunchang is a poser? Why is Third Brother Yide a brainless brute? Scrolling past: [If the ancients became teachers in the modern era] Comments: Li Bai and Su Shi would absolutely teach Chinese. Zhao Feiyan and Yang Yuhuan would teach music and dance. Zu Chongzhi as a math teacher makes perfect sense. Zhu Yuanzhang would definitely teach chemistry. Zhu Yuanzhang: ??? Scrolling past: [A roundup of the Taizongs of every dynasty] Liu Bang: Why is it Heng'er? Li Yuan: A showdown at Xuanwu Gate? Zhao Kuangyin: Useless Third Brother, why did he run off in a donkey cart? Zhu Yuanzhang: Fourth Son, get over here! How can you be Taizong? Zhu Di: Father, this... let me explain!