Emperors Trash-Talk in a Group Chat, and Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng Is Stunned

(Emperors bickering in a group chat + character profiles + spoiler-filled retrospectives + lighthearted) Su Chen binds to a Historical Records System and uncovers the files of historical figures, stirring endless debate across the Qin, Han, Tang, Ming, and other dynasties. He also activates an Emperor Chat Group and invites the emperors of China to join. First, the revelation of the file on China’s first emperor, Qin Shi Huang, causes an uproar. Ying Zheng: “What’s this ‘Brother Zheng’ business? Trying to act familiar with Us?” Next, the file on the Second Emperor of Qin is revealed. Ying Zheng: “After generations of rulers built such a mighty empire, Qin still fell after only two reigns?” The file on Emperor Wu of Wei is revealed. Cao Cao: “The file rates me as an LSP? Can someone explain what that means?” The file on Emperor Taizong of Tang is revealed. Li Shimin: “I know about the Supreme Commander of the Heavenly Strategy Mansion, but what’s this title ‘Governor of Asia’ in the file?” The file on Emperor Taizu of Ming is revealed. Zhu Yuanzhang: “The file says I passed the throne to my grandson? What’s going on? Where’s my Biao’er?” The file on Emperor Shengzu of Qing is revealed. Kangxi flies into a rage: “Outrageous! Who gave Us the nickname ‘Kang the Pockmarked’?” As one file after another comes to light, the emperors join the chat group one by one. Qin and Han trade barbs, Sui and Tang go at each other, Ming and Qing trade insults. After learning that his Great Qin fell after only two reigns, and that so many dynasties and emperors came after it, Emperor Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng is utterly dumbfounded!!!