Name: Goblin Lord: I Signed an Elven Saintess from the Start
Author: One Plot of Earth

Synopsis

Lin Ge wakes up as a green-skinned goblin and finds himself bound to a “get married to grow stronger” System.

He thought he was in a fight for survival, but instead he used a contract to recruit a goblin construction crew, signed up a kobold engineering team, and hired an elven saintess as a partner for his cafeteria.

By the time the whole continent caught on, he already had pacts with five dragon clans: thunder, ice, wind, earth, and fire. The Northern Realm’s Dragon Tomb was full of his hatchlings, Blackstone Bank’s gold certificates were everywhere along the Eastern Trade Route, and even the Church of Light was lining up to buy Frosty Tunes.

What, you want to steal my potatoes?

Ask my legion commander’s serpent spear, the saintess’s holy light, my strategist’s shadow bees, and the cafeteria lady’s iron ladle first. What, you want to poach my people? Welcome to the Blackstone Guild. Sign up here: food and lodging included, with your name carved into the bottom of your bowl. Get in line, and no cutting.

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