One Minute Off the Bench in the NBA: I Blow Up and Carry Duncan

【NBA】【Comedy】【System】【Sly veteran】【Fierce competition】【Bench Nuke System】 In 2009, the Spurs were growing old and falling into crisis. Lu Xiao, a minimum-salary worker facing the threat of being cut, awakened the “Bench Nuke System.” Whenever he entered a game off the bench, he would have physical abilities beyond Jordan's and max-level anticipation for the first 60 seconds. But once those 60 seconds were up, the cheat vanished, leaving him utterly weak. To cover up the side effects and “clock out early, fair and square,” this slippery old hand off the court and “60-second thug” on it began pulling shameless stunts: He blocks Kobe head-on, then takes a dive after Artest elbows him, getting carried off on a stretcher and clocking out at lightning speed; He hits a buzzer-beating game-winner against the Mavericks, ignores his teammates' celebrations, and sprints back to the locker room for a shower; He saves the day off the bench with 12 straight points, then berates the referee as time runs out, getting himself ejected; He shoulder-checks King James and drains a pull-up three, driving every tactical mastermind in the league crazy. As long as I destroy the stars during this one minute, I'm the god of basketball! The other 47 minutes? That's work for you ordinary mortals!