Siheyuan: I Kick Dad From the Start, and the System Praises Me as a Dutiful Son

[A loving father and filial son] + [Tactics turned on their head] + [Satisfying face-slapping] + [Snatching opportunities] + [Rebuilding family values] His father ran off with all the family savings to elope with a pretty widow, leaving his younger siblings crying and hungry. From the start, the overworked office drone He Weiguo opened his eyes to find himself the hapless eldest son of this scoundrel! In despair, he chased after his father a thousand miles and kicked open the newlyweds' door. “Dad, I'm here to ‘show you some filial devotion’!” [Ding! The Host's intense ‘filial devotion’ has been detected. The ‘Great Filial Son’ System is activating!] What? You call this filial devotion? System: Whipping, correcting, educating... Any action that sets an elder back on the right path counts as great filial devotion! Well, would you look at that! I'm an expert in this kind of ‘filial piety’! Beat his dad senseless and earn [Basic Combat Skills]! Take all his elopement money and earn [1,000 yuan in startup funds]! Tie him up and drag him back to the courtyard for a public humiliation, leaving him utterly disgraced, and earn [A Small Tavern Under Zhengyang Gate]! From then on, the courtyard's whole vibe went completely off the rails. “First Master, thinking of using morality to blackmail someone? Come on, let me teach you a lesson. I'll make sure you leave here with both virtue and talent!” “Silly Zhu, you're a war god, yet you let a widow push you around? I'll teach you how to take charge!” “Xu Damao, sneaking around behind people's backs? I'll break your legs. Let's see you try to make trouble then!” The whole courtyard of scoundrels trembled with fear. The eldest He was all about physically sending people to the afterlife and turning filial devotion on its head! He Weiguo held an enamel mug in his left hand and a brick in his right, smiling kindly. “Don't be scared. I just want everyone to live a better life.”