Variety Show: You Told Me to Lie Flat, So Why Are You Lying with Liu Tianxian?

The top talent agency spent a fortune crafting Lu Yan’s image as a “disciplined genius musician who abstains from worldly pleasures.”

Then he gets bound to the [National Slacker System]. The only way to earn divine rewards is to break character and act like a lazy couch potato!

His first mission: spend thirty days living with national goddess Liu Tianxian on the S-rank slow-living variety show "Yearning for a Mountain Home"!

While the whole internet looks forward to “a collision of godlike good looks”...

Lu Yan squats at the door in flip-flops:

“Miss Liu, you have to muck out the pigpen today.”

Netizens are stunned: Has this guy lost his mind?!

But then the whole show takes a turn.

One feast from Lu Yan turns Fairy Sister into a champion eater;

Filming "A Wonderful Kitchen" abroad, he sleeps in and then serves a dish of cabbage boiled in plain water that makes a Michelin-starred chef beg to become his apprentice on the spot;

On "The Voice of Heaven", when a sharp-tongued music critic gives him a hard time, he crosses his legs and tosses out a performance of "Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies", leaving the whole audience on their knees!

A year later, a reporter interviews Lu Yan, now a global sensation: “How did you become the only true god in the entertainment industry?”

Lu Yan sighs. “If I say all I wanted at first was to slack off, would you believe me?”

Beside him, Liu Tianxian blushes and takes his arm:

“That’s right. Now he’s even too lazy to pick a place for our dates, so I choose every time.”