(Both leads are romantically exclusive + ridiculous humor and meme references + showbiz + dating reality show)
(Internet's go-to comeback queen · goes crazy now and then · actress vs. severe face blindness · can only recognize his wife · trillionaire CEO)
She opened her eyes in an ICU, with the whole internet watching live?
Su Wanwan, a professional online troll, had transmigrated into an obscure actress who took pills to end her life after being dumped by a top-tier star with a reputation for playing around.
Facing her sleazy ex, who was putting on fake tears for the cameras, she said:
“Crying? What for? Got somewhere else to be?”
“I'll cover your wedding gift. Just remember to send me an urn in return, one covered in diamonds, bling bling enough to blind that bitch.”
Comments: [??? Sis, you weren't crazy in love. You just lost your mind completely!]
To make a quick buck, she put on a mask and joined a hugely popular dating show.
Director: What's your ideal type?
Su Wanwan: Alive, male, and breathing. I mainly want to borrow a light.
Director: What kind of light?
Su Wanwan said gravely, “Your fire, to reignite this heart that died an unnatural death.”
Director: !!!
For her first date, she was paired with a greasy, self-important guy who started getting handsy.
Su Wanwan threw him over her shoulder. “Want to touch me? Reincarnate as a bath scrubber in your next life, the roughest kind.”
Comments: [Holy crap! What backwater did this wild rose come from? She's so fierce, I'm in love!]
When Su Wanwan took off her mask, revealing the face plagued by scandals,
the whole internet said: ...Sorry to bother you. Sis, give us a chance with you. We wouldn't mind becoming lesbians!
And watching from in front of his screen was Lu Yanzhou, the trillionaire CEO rumored to have no interest in women.
As he looked at her face, for the first time, he felt like his severe face blindness...
Might... have been cured?
Seriously? It's Just a Job, So Why Is Everyone Catching Feelings?
From the Start, I Transmigrated into a Book as a Top-Tier Social Phobe, and You Want Me to Make Money?
Father, Open the Gate! Your Eldest Son Is Back to Rebel
From the Start, I Hand Over the Investiture of the Gods, and the Nation Mass-Produces Great Golden Immortals
Variety Show: You Told Me to Lie Flat, So Why Are You Lying with Liu Tianxian?
Siheyuan: A Northeastern Bandit, from the Start I Slap Jia Dongxu Flying
I'm a little confused by what I'm seeing.
It's great! Keep up the good work, author! (ง •̀_•́)ง😘😘
The previous chapter featured the biological mother, and the next chapter features the stepmother and a scheming stepsister. It's so frustrating!