I Just Exiled a Good-for-Nothing, and Now the Empress Is Raising a Child and Leading a Rebellion?

Lu Changyuan transmigrates to the Great Yuan Dynasty and pretends to be a wastrel for ten years to avoid the emperor’s suspicion.

But the old emperor still strikes without mercy. He executes the entire Duke Zhenguo household, strips Lu Changyuan of his status, and exiles him eight thousand li away!

To humiliate him, the emperor even marries him off to Yan Hongling, a crippled female war god who lost a battle and the use of her legs. In secret, he sends a hundred thousand troops to shoot this “good-for-nothing plus cripple” couple to death with a hail of arrows on their wedding night in exile!

On their wedding night in exile, Lu Changyuan looks at the hundred thousand troops outside the camp.

His crippled wife gives a bitter laugh and hands him a dagger. “Escape through the dog hole. I’ll hold them off and die fighting.”

Lu Changyuan sighs, just about to reveal the truth, when the sky suddenly splits open!

The all-powerful Female Emperor of Southern Chu, the merciless enchantress of the Demon Cult, the peerlessly wealthy female tycoon… They arrive with armies at their backs and storm the imperial capital!

Most outrageous of all, each of them is holding the hand of a tiny version of Lu Changyuan!

The Female Emperor of Southern Chu smashes the city gate with one strike of her sword. “A mere Great Yuan emperor dares exile my children’s father?”

The Demon Cult enchantress sneers. “Sweetheart, pick whichever jade seal you like. Mother will steal it for you to crack walnuts!”

Watching the adorable children chase after Lu Changyuan, calling him “Dad,” while the army kneels and kowtows all around them, the female war god wife is dumbfounded. “This is the capital’s number-one good-for-nothing you told me about?!”

The old emperor collapses on his dragon throne, sobbing. “I exiled you, so how did you end up with enough children to fill a whole platoon?!”