Showbiz: From the Start, I Took a Swing and Fleeced the Entire Five Ha Group

At long last, I transmigrate, only to find my brain covered in censorship mosaics? No problem! The God-Tier [Entertainment System] has arrived! But why does the activation method reek of that bargain-deal shopping app? [System activation progress: 99.999%! Get Chen He to agree or hear his real name 50 times to complete the final push!] Lin Bai spots Chen He, starving on the set with his eyes nearly rolling back, and promptly turns into a social menace! “Isn't this Chen He? You're way fatter than you look on TV, Chen He! Eat more seafood to build yourself up, Chen He!” According to the show's cruel rules, every time he says Chen He's real name, one yuan is deducted. “Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!” Watching the negative balance on the meter strapped to his chest shoot up, Chen He breaks down on the spot: “Bro, I beg you, stop saying it!” [Ding! Chen He breaks down on the spot, Emotion Points +500!] [Ding! 30,000 livestream viewers laugh until they can't breathe, Emotion Points surge by +50,000!] Spend the Emotion Points he has ruthlessly farmed to draw God-Tier rewards! [Memory Extraction Card from a Previous Life] → Unlocks the original, untouched hit song “Let It Go”! [God-Tier Singing Voice] → Comes with a raspy, roguish tone that makes every performance legendary! [Beginner Gene-Enhancement Serum] → A towering 1.88-meter frame, long legs, a face makeover, and a full set of abs! Watching his Emotion Points soar to a million in the backstage panel, Lin Bai gives a wicked smile. “The showbiz sheep, your shameless attention-seeker is here!”