My Phone Calls Me a Loser, But I Became a Billionaire by Gossiping

Good news: I've transmigrated, and I've awakened a golden finger. Bad news: My golden finger is a “big network” that lets me hear the thoughts of all things, and they're all trolls! [Budgeting app: Buying this polyester suit? Are you preparing your own burial clothes in advance? You should get a paper effigy to go with it!] [Xuande incense burner from the Ming dynasty: Keep your filthy hands off me! I'm a national treasure from the imperial study!] [Roommate's cleaver: I've been chopping bones for days, and my edge is all nicked. Tonight, I'm taking this kid out!] Listening to the wild complaints in his head, Su Yang turns the tables with a crushing advantage! He casually cracks open a black stone on Antique Street, revealing a purple-gold copper core. His bank balance shoots up by 3,000,000! A blind date turns out to be a scammer operating across provincial borders? A pink USB drive jumps out and exposes them, earning him a 50,000 bounty! Even a busted chair can tell you what sexually transmitted disease your date has! Faced with a room full of noisy appliances and junk metal... Su Yang smiles faintly. “A little noise is good. They're all walking ATMs!” All right, I admit it: I use the gossip from all things to find hidden treasures, and I've already become the richest man through sheer force of superiority!