Tags: Naruto Fanfic, Physical Exorcism, Lighthearted Comedy, Tailed Beast Power Banks
After transmigrating into Naruto as a cannon-fodder Grass Ninja, Li Ang runs straight into an S-rank rogue ninja on his first outing.
At the brink of death, Li Ang slams a palm against the ground. “Summoning Technique: Smash his ass!”
No cloud of smoke appears. Instead, a hundred-meter-tall alloy Titan drops from the sky and crushes the rogue ninja into the ground.
It looks awesome, but the System warns him:
【Mech power: 0%. Find a “Nine-Tails” brand power bank and politely borrow some juice.】
Li Ang glances at the fox inside the seal, then rubs his empty stomach. “If you want the mech to run, you have to feed me first!”
And so, the Chunin Ninja Exams go completely off the rails:
While everyone else is forming hand signs, he’s grilling meat. When the Anbu draw their blades, his teammates turn around and snap all their weapons. When Orochimaru tries to recruit him, he sincerely asks, “Does the job come with room and board? And benefits?”
Then a hundred-meter Titan blots out the sky over Konoha, and the Nine-Tails screams inside Naruto:
“Naruto, run! That glutton’s looking at me funny. He wants to use me as a battery!”
The Tailed Beasts: “Stay away from me!!!”
(This isn't a conventional System novel. There are no missions, sign-ins, or rewards, so don't read it if that's what you're looking for.)
